Me: I’ll have an Americano.
Cute coffee boy I love: For here or take away?
Me: Take away.
Cute coffee boy I love: Black or white?
Me: White.
Cute coffee boy I love: With sugar or without?
Me: Without.
Cute coffee boy I love: I’d ask you more questions but I don’t have anymore.
Me: Haha *starts coughing loudly and phlemy*
Me (20 minutes later and walking away): YOU COULD ASK ME FOR MY NUMBER